lol

a little brother comes into a room and plucks a hair out of 18 year old siter and tells her hes making poly juice potion. a little while later he comes back and says that after some thought he decided he didn't want to turn into her he consequently puts the hair on the pillow next to the sister

happy thanksgiving

happy thanksgiving all you Americans. i am thankful for many things but most of all my family happy thanksgiving!


 For all you non American people who don't know what thanksgiving is, its a time were we celebrate the pilgrims landing on Plymouth and having there first successful year, or something close to that. (all thanksgiving really is nowadays though is a time for everyone to get a day off of work and to eat turkey till our stomachs hurt.)

amen

her: Girl: So whatcha doin?
Boy: sitting and talking to the most beautiful girl ever :D
Girl: Aww i love you....
*no answer*
*1 hour later. still no answer*
...Girl: well ok im gonna go...
Boy: k see ya!
i dont know about you guys but i hate it when this happens

me: its because the guys are just thinking about how lucky they are to be chatting with the best person in the world thts why

her: Hahaha :) that made me smile

me: well its true bet thts just me i dont know about other guys

her: Haha true true

 

great

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part of a essay for science

Height differentials and the changing thereof

            This experiment was conducted in a highly low the facility in the upper level of a lower level learning infrastructure building  in a named part of a fractional place of great collegiate physical value and little mental collegiate value. It was conducted to discover the differences between an invaluable metal ball and ramps friction. The results thereof will be conducted in a short timely manner for the convenience of any soul who has the time to waste reading this scholarly masterpiece. The expected results are unnamed and bountiful causing little to no discussion in any level of any authority requiring place.

            The test was to discover differentials in a height to height ratio. We (my team members consisting of two females and a male of high degree in the art of awesomeness, and I a doctorate in awesomeness, smartidness, and sweet sweet joy) decided to move a invaluable metal ramp up and down while calculating the (air speed velocity of a laden swallow) velocity of another invaluable piece of steel shaped in the oh so common form of sphere.