lol

a little brother comes into a room and plucks a hair out of 18 year old siter and tells her hes making poly juice potion. a little while later he comes back and says that after some thought he decided he didn't want to turn into her he consequently puts the hair on the pillow next to the sister

happy thanksgiving

happy thanksgiving all you Americans. i am thankful for many things but most of all my family happy thanksgiving!


 For all you non American people who don't know what thanksgiving is, its a time were we celebrate the pilgrims landing on Plymouth and having there first successful year, or something close to that. (all thanksgiving really is nowadays though is a time for everyone to get a day off of work and to eat turkey till our stomachs hurt.)

amen

her: Girl: So whatcha doin?
Boy: sitting and talking to the most beautiful girl ever :D
Girl: Aww i love you....
*no answer*
*1 hour later. still no answer*
...Girl: well ok im gonna go...
Boy: k see ya!
i dont know about you guys but i hate it when this happens

me: its because the guys are just thinking about how lucky they are to be chatting with the best person in the world thts why

her: Hahaha :) that made me smile

me: well its true bet thts just me i dont know about other guys

her: Haha true true

 

great

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