Game Review!!! Sanctum

Here's the deal. I'm going to rate this game out of  100 cups of cereal.

Why cups of cereal? Well basically because that is what I happen to be eating at the moment.
(I rate Honey and Oat Blenders to be 87 /100 cups of cereal. It's not the best, but it's definitely worth the price)

So Sanctum is a First Person Shooter/Tower Defense game.
It was an original idea and about 15 dollars on Steam, so I  figured I'd give it a try.
(All pictures are my own screenshots)

So you start out with a certain amount of money or "resources" as they are called in this game.
And your primary goal is to defend your sanctum

Sanctum

to do this you have to build mazes of towers.

Maze

Upgrading my Anti Air Tower

The issue, is that you also have 3 guns. A machine gun that also shoots grenades, a sniper rifle, and a freeze gun.

It doesn't sound like an issue at first, but you need to find a balance between the two in order to successfully defeat all monsters

The reason that you'd upgrade guns is
1. To snipe enemies before they get to your maze
2. weakspots

All monsters have a flashing red area that does much more damage when shot. You can tell by the red damage numbers that pop out when you hit them right.

Weakspot!

Now that I've properly explained this game, I officially give it 92/100 cups of cereal!!!


I guess that's it for this odd day

-Dan

stick it to the man (title of essay para 3)

iz now time for ze better part of zis essay the part about ze humble inventor who saw hi screatin abused slandered, mistaken, and broken. ze russian war machine. we, just like ze humble constructor trurl are burdened wiz ze thought that our invention intended to make the world better was misinturpretted by a petty fool. Americans (spit) ih how i wished zat our invention was never abused. but luckily for ze proud democratic Americans (spit) ze motherland yea even zxat freat nation russia will step up and be ze betterman and end dis petty quarrel.

yah i dont know where this paragraph was actually supposed to be going cause as you can tell it quite literally sucks

stick it to the man (title of essay para 2)

first off ze mad man machine abuser is America (spit). so as is quite obvious deez Americans (spit) are ruiners of our modern world. Dey take deez things and abuse them trying to destroy ze world, we lost every last zit! Because of their trying to take over our machine. ze stupid Americans (spit) need to stop trying to beat us, we have more nuclear warheads ITS A FACT!


so yeah this is definitely not my best writing it comes from the beginning of the year and well I don't understand it very much.

Musical Electric Keyboard

So we (as in my family, not Andrew and I) found this musical electric keyboard!

It was hidden deep within the depths of my garage!

I can't even begin to imagine the possibilities!
But I'll name a few anyway, just for fun

1.Fashion

Everyone knows that that guy walking down the street with a keyboard in his left hand and a pitch-pipe in his back pocket is pro. Therefore, Me + Keyboard = Pro

2.Table

It's not very flat, but there were some boxes on it before. So I don't see why not

3. Weapon

I'm a teenaged boy of immaturity. I think we all saw this one coming. So, let's say that a cougar pounces through your window and starts eating your food! Well the keyboard is an obvious choice to make it leave without killing it, but also ensuring that it won't come back.

4. MUSIC!

This is the most likely outcome! Song writing, learning theme songs, and epic beats are all awesome and very possible possibilities!

This is the end of this post!

-Dan

P.S. I don't blog on Sundays

stick it to the man (title of essay para 1)

so quick intro again I'm Andrew the founder of the blog (a.k.a. Manfromidaho) and since school is over I'm going to post my essays paragraph by paragraph every even day. ok this essay is about a poem/story of how the world lost its color with a machine a man created and im comparing it to the cold war, with a slightly russian accent (more german than russian but whatever)

      Ey dis story is a very close to me i identifies with it in many, many ways. obviously ze constructor trurl is the great Russian leaders, Kapuchious is the hated american busy body who is trying to destroy ze motherland. ze Russian and american (spit) peoples are ze machine, forced into oppresive actions to fufil the made rage of the two constructors.

so this was my first essay so i wasnt very good yet so yah dont blame me

Image by sharonmleon via Flickr

Improvements!

There are gonna be improvements made on this blog. And I'm the first one!

I'm called Daniel, Dan, Dan Teh Man, Dan The Man, Danny, Danny Boy, D, Big D, Little D, Mfeh,  aBucketOfPuppies, or if you unscramble all the letters right, Lord Voldemort

So the other guy (I'm not sure if he's ok with me revealing his name) asked if I wanted to help with his blog. and I was all, "Sure!"

So now I'm going to blog odd days while he blogs even.

I just wanted this to be made known before I make my first real post (this is an introduction). I'm going to lie. 

A lot.

So when I say "I have a signed letter from a president of the United Sates!" You can assume that this is false. (even though I really do)

On the other hand, when I say " I give the game/song/movie/food/picture/natural disaster 5 out of 5 figurative stars!" You can assume that it will be true.

I guess that's a good enough intro...

-Dan

a project for english i did its pretty epic. im sad that school is ending soon.